it’s such a weird feeling walking past someone you knew so well and were so intimate with, and neither of you acknowledge the other. i don’t want to know you again but you were everything to me for a short while and now you’re a stranger in the street

why is everyone on hinge (wlw at least) into hiking or long walks??? i can’t do it. i’ll sit in the coffee shop and send you snapchats. i’ll make you banana bread for when you get home. please don’t make me walk, i’m a bed person but even us bed people need kisses

I’m graduating in 6 weeks. Where the f**k is my husband

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Sorry, you wouldn't cheat on someone multiple times if they were actually the love of your life. And if you don't think those things are irreconcilable, you should not be in a relationship in the first place

I hate my ex. Trust guys getting free from that bad one will open so many new amazing doors. If you aren’t happy, leave. Durham is a beautiful place to dump someone xoxo

Durhate to the guy that didn't make me finish, told me he'd be back the next day and then ghosted me. Anticlimactic :'(

Why have the last 3 guys I’ve dated all torn their ACLs? Have I finally found my type?? Do I have a kink for dodgy knees??? Send help 😭

TS Castle,

Saw you in the big smoke, god you’re smoking hot.

Marry me? X

#tindur49939
Remember girls, they can ignore you all they like but they can’t un-beg you to call them a good boy.

To the three lads drinking yazoo outside of the Dunelm corner shop yesterday around 4, i’m not sure if the fact one of you was eating raw hotdogs was an ick , but your hangout seemed pretty wholesome. Impeccable vibes

My boyfriend is literally the sexiest man alive. I fancy him so much what do I do?

Where are the men with frosted tips and the style of a 90s skate rock icon ??

To the brunette girl from Castle. I dont find you hot. Nor attractive.

Niether of those words do justice to how beautiful you are.

You are like a ray of sunshine, or a simple lily flower, or a beach sunset.
Its not one thing about you, but everything combined. Sublime beauty and simplely gorgeous in every way.

I admire you in same way Adam and Eve admired the garden of eden, only not even the tree of knowledge would tempt me away from you.

If anyone could convince me that god made at least one human in their image, it would be you.

As Ryan Gosling said from Barbie: "Sublime!"

Photographer at fight night you da real event

Graduated ages ago, last piece of advice to the youth, post-nut clarity is real. Rub one out (whatever your gender) and then see if you still want to get with that person.

Trumpet player in the Fellows... wish you'd blow me like that too 🥵

To the cute girl with her very drunk friend who sang Take That to me on Claypath at 2am, wanna meet up sometime? 🙂

Don’t give up on your course delusionship. Took me three years of awkward flirty eye contact and small talk in seminars but we are finally together. This is a sign; admit your feelings!

St John’s bar, tall brunette. Stop pulling pints and pull me Xx