4 years ago during my first day at UQ, I asked out the prettiest girl in my tute to dinner.
Today, I asked her to marry me.
She said no both times. So here's a random photo of a couple I found off google.

The gal's guide to private school boys:

BBC: Pure distilled fuckboy. Will drop you for your friend the moment she looks moderately fitter than you. Or your mum. They know no bounds. One of my friends had the boy she took home make out with her mum the next morning.

Grammar: Attractive, wealthy and intelligent. Will lead you on and blow you off right before getting suspiciously handsy with their guy friends.

Churchie: Have cute dogs but the dogs seem really traumatised and scared for some reason.

Terrace: Personality entirely consists of drinking and yelling 'yeah the boys'. Will probably tell you about how they believe women are inferior.

Nudgee: Their brain has long since failed due to repeated rugby head impacts, they only continue to move from the momentum of 200kg of steroids.

Anything else: Too poor honey, next.

Hello UQ Love Letters just want to say I asked out my crush and she said yes. I do not have much friends because I am new to Australia so I will tell you. She is the only one that talked to me and she is very friendly and beautiful and smart. I hope you all find love to be happy as me. Have a fantastic night.

[UQ College Tournament]
Emmanuel College vs Union College

Last Round (, finished 24 hours after posting):
1) Grace College, 290 reacts
2) King's College, 139 reacts

Okay UQLL settle a debate here...

When going into the suburb of "West End", which will be the appropriate way of saying it

Like: "I am going to the West End"
Heart: "I am going to West End"

Thank you all for your time.

IMPORTANT UQ LOVE LETTERS POLL

What time do you get out of bed in the morning?
👍 5am
❤️ 6am
😆 7am
😮 8am
😢 I am a useless member of society

to the girl ordering cheesy fries at the burger food truck at 5pm on Tuesday, SWOTVAC week.

I hate how he messed up your order and gave u regular fries. I hate how he denied multiple times that he gave u the wrong order despite you showing him your receipt. I hate how he told you your bank transaction wasn’t legitimate because your phone wasn’t in English. I hate how he said because you ordered at 5pm and the receipt said 5:03pm it was fake. I hate how he told you to translate your receipt to him.

But I’m proud of you for standing up for your cheesy fries. Not many people would’ve had the guts to do that in the first place, let alone stand your ground when he was just blatantly rude.

Keep your head up queen. Your experience isn’t even classed as customer service. It’s classed as nasty.
From the two girls waiting behind you in the line who thought you were a girlboss.

Dear the UQ COVID-19 Vaccine Developers,

Please know although your trials got abandoned, that the entire UQ community is proud of what you have achieved in just a few short months. Your dedication is second to none and the community is incredibly grateful. Keep up the good work.

Love,
UQ Community

Concept! Remove all uni fees and instead...
1. Have ad breaks in lecture recordings
2. Tutors begin tutorials with a shoutout to today’s sponsor
3. Pop up ads with tiny x buttons before opening worksheets

What if we sat next to each other 🙈🙈🙈 in a law lecture 👉👈 and strategically placed your hoodie 😳😳😳 on my lap... 😅😅😅

Hahahahaha jk... unless? 🥺

[UQ College Tournament]
Union College vs Duchesne College

Last Round (, finished 24 hours after posting):
1) Emmanuel College, 199 reacts
2) Grace College, 141 reacts

[UQ College Tournament]
Union College vs Women's College

Last Round (, finished 24 hours after posting):
1) Emmanuel College, 292 reacts
2) St John's College, 232 reacts

The gentleman's guide to private school girls:

Girl's Grammar: Despite being literally next door to a boy's school they are incompetent with the opposite sex. Kiss about as well as a drunk monkey since you're probably the second guy they've got with after whoever they forced themselves on at formal. If you practice your pickup lines on a rock it will be good practice for dealing with them.

Somerville: They are all very attractive, even the ones who aren't attractive. Also complete man-eaters. From a group of only about 3 or 4 guys you've collectively gotten through their entire cohort several times over. The purpose of the Somerville uniform is currently unknown as they spent more time with it off than with it on.

St Margaret's: Seem really cute and dainty but exercise extreme caution. One of my mates went home with a Margaret's chick once and still is traumatised. Also make poor side chicks as they will try to get with your girlfriend.

St Aidan's: Despite no one caring about anyone from Aidan's during high school, 40% of the girls you now know are Aidan's. Social magicians.

St Rita's: Nothing to complain about here, 10/10 wholesome A+. Rita's girls are like your mum away from home.

All Hallows: Like Somerville girls, but with less brain bleaching from blonde hair dye.

Anyone else: Honestly kings, it doesn't matter what school she is from. As Buddha said right before he ascended to a higher plane of existence, "if she fit, she fit."

M,

How dare you put something so private and deeply hurtful on here for others to see. Do you know much pain you’ve put me and my family through? You’re such a conniving piece of shit. How tf do you expect me to react to this? You left me for my sister after you cheated on me. I would’ve been broken if you cheated on me with anyone, but my SISTER. You destroyed me. It’s been 2 months and you have the audacity to tell me to grow up.

So you want to make this public? Fine let’s tell everyone the real story. I gave up so much for you. I worked so many extra shifts to help you pay off your drink driving fines. I worked Christmas and New Years to help you and missed that time with my family. I couldn’t go down to Adelaide to see my nan after the accident because I couldn’t afford it. Why? Because you needed the money and were too lazy to get a job yourself. Also no dealing isn’t a job when you’re dumb enough to use all of your own product. Then you ask me to drive you everywhere while your license was suspended. Again I gave up so much time for you. Did you ever offer to pay for fuel? Of course not. A couple of time’s called me at 1am and asked me to drive you to your mates to play some Xbox with him. I said, “don’t you have an Xbox at home” and you replied, “yeah but I don’t have that game.” Then you got mad at me for saying no. God I don’t know why I put up with you. I loved you so much and I’m afraid I’ll never love again.

So then we get to the incident. You ask me to pick you up from the pub while I was at work. I ask my sister to help me out and pick you up. You two then proceed to fuck in MY BED. I find the condom in the bin and you being the genius you are tell me you were drunk and thought I was my sister. I’m a brunette and my sister’s blonde, you fucking idiot. Of all the lies you could’ve said. I kick you out immediately but you don’t go home. No, you Uber to my sisters place and confess your love. WHY DIDNT YOU UBER HOME FROM THE PUB? WHY DID YOU NEED ME TO DRIVE YOU? That stupidity was the least of my worries though.

Your actions since have put my family and myself through so much pain and all you can do is write your shitting letter on here and tell me to grow up. Well M, why don’t you grow up and become and functioning member of society who realises it’s wrong to date your ex’s sister? Every day I wake up and I’m just numb. All because of you. I hope you’re happy putting this out in open. I didn’t want to do this but if you’re going to tell half the story I’m going to let everyone know the rest of it. This is about you M, but here’s a little message for my slut of a sister. Fine I’ll be your bridesmaid just as long as I get a speech. So I can stand in front of everyone and let them know that you, you fucking bitch are tapping my left over dick.

Fuck you.

to b. next time you send someone a four page essay that is threatening and generally incorrect- please proof read.

to the boy who egged fraser anning,
you’re a national hero and i think i’m a little in love

Admin Note: same tho

So I (F18) went out for my birthday at the Met and everyone told me not to because it has a bad reputation. Me, my bf and our friends still went anyways and the night was going well until I got home. I got home at like 3:30am and I felt absolutely hammered which was weird to me since I couldn’t justify being that ‘drunk’ from the amount I had consumed. I felt really sick the next morning, I was very dizzy, felt super nauseous, pounding headache and just very mentally slow and I just played it off as a very bad hangover (i have had a hangover before and it was nothing compared to how shit i felt that day). A couple of days later my boyfriend noticed a bad bruise on my thigh around the size of a 50c coin with a red dot in the middle with a white patch that was surrounded by a bruise. This bruise wasn’t a typical bruise and looked super sus. I went to the doctors and she confirmed it was an injection site and said it looked ‘very suspicious’. The real point of this LL is that someone at the Met needle spiked me and the worst part is that I now have to have a blood test every 3-4weeks for 3 months to confirm I don’t have HIV/AIDS, HEP B and HEP C. I’m not gonna lie I was very stressed about it and I just hate that someone has fucked with my life and for what? To the people that go around spiking people’s drinks or needle spiking people, fuck you. To the people out there that have experienced this. I’m so sorry. Stay safe out there ppl and definitely check yourself after you have been clubbing cause needle spiking is a real thing. I’m just majorly unlucky that this happened to me on my first night out lmao

VERY IMPORTANT UQ LOVE LETTERS POLL
What word do you use in your email signature?

👍 Thanks,
❤️ Regards,
😆 Cheers,
😮 Best,
😢 Sincerely,
😡 I don't use an email signature

[UQ College Tournament]
Duchesne College vs Grace College

Last Round (, finished 24 hours after posting):
1) Union College, 518 reacts
2) Emmanuel College, 497 reacts